Newest Barbies hitting the shelves... lightly!
Muslim Barbie: Islamist Edition
- Includes: Quran, Prayer Rug, Tasbeeh, Niqab, Gloves
- Warning: Keep covered and at home. May cause temptation.
Muslim Barbie: Apologist Edition
- Includes: Quran, Prayer Rug, Hijab (for praying)
- Warning: Works best in patriarchy. Cognitive Dissonance may occur.
ExMuslim Barbie: Humanist Edition
- Includes: Sheep costume (if closeted)
- Warning: Keep away from Islam. Will unleash feminist rage on world.
